Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .They don't have balls to scratch!
2007-10-30 10:23:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Girl, you're good. I'm gonna star you! Keep em coming!!
2007-10-30 13:17:19 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 14:16:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-30 18:09:35 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! It's like a breath of fresh air! lol.
2007-10-30 10:40:21 · answer #4 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny they have put a smile on my face haha
2007-10-30 10:28:16 · answer #5 · answered by phil103 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol-theres some good ones in there!
2007-10-30 10:27:26 · answer #6 · answered by angela n 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-30 18:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by mad ned 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-30 10:35:50 · answer #8 · answered by honourableone 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the swallow!!ah ah ah STAR!
2007-10-30 10:30:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe really good
2007-10-30 10:28:47 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋