A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy years. She can't live without him and decides that the best way to do herself in is to stab herself in her pitifully broken heart. Still, she doesn't want to linger so she calls a doctor to find out exactly where the heart is.
He tells her to put her first two fingers together, hold them horizontally and place the tip of the first finger just below her left nipple. The heart, he says, is immediately below the first knuckle on her second finger.
Later that day, the doctor is called to the emergency room to put fourteen stitches in the elderly woman's left thigh.
2007-10-30 10:20:50 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha i need some cotton and a needle, my sides have just split... have a star
2007-10-30 11:14:08 · answer #1 · answered by *Xx Ashleigh xX* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-Ha! That Sucked So Bad! Oh My God! You Can't Tell A Joke A Day To Save Your Life! Sorry For My Negative Answer But That Really Stunk!
2007-10-30 10:25:38 · answer #2 · answered by Miami Man 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 16:20:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey that is a good joke.
I bet that old lady is still living.
2007-10-30 10:28:05 · answer #4 · answered by skunk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwwwwwww man lol dats awful
2007-10-30 10:30:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Too funny!
2007-10-30 12:11:44 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe hahahaha love it peed me pants.
2007-10-30 11:31:05 · answer #7 · answered by little devil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's an old joke. someone already told that.
2007-10-30 10:49:56 · answer #8 · answered by Gary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh
2007-10-30 10:39:49 · answer #9 · answered by keesh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you spell sagging ?
2007-10-30 10:30:45 · answer #10 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋