Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
A: He has cat-arrh!
Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
A: They never cry over spilt milk!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
A: An animal that puts you out a night!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A: A stripey jumper!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
A: They both wear stripes!
2007-10-30 10:07:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 10:09:34 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 14:54:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. I love cats!
2007-10-30 13:07:29 · answer #3 · answered by ipodfloppy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny thanx.like the sourpuss lol *
2007-10-31 00:47:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, very funny 10/10.
2007-10-30 23:20:50 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha loved them.
2007-10-30 10:17:28 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny lol
2007-10-30 10:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the title was funnier than the jokes
2007-10-30 10:12:44 · answer #8 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-10-30 10:32:48 · answer #9 · answered by keesh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
badum chesss(u know drums) yeah nice
2007-10-30 10:10:39 · answer #10 · answered by thomas g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋