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Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?
A: Sting!

Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?
A: The bee gees!

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
A: An animal that stinks and stings!

Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?
A: Issues a royal pardon!

Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?
A: She's throne!

Q: What does the bee Santa Claus say?
A: Ho hum hum!

Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they've forgotten the words!

Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A: A fumble bee!

Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hello honey!

Q: What's a bees favorite flower?
A: A bee-gonias!

2007-10-30 10:05:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

B est not carry on with Bee jokes , they just dont have the sting in the tail like the others

2007-10-30 10:09:06 · answer #1 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2007-10-30 20:57:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

from the children.......... what would you rather bee or a wasp?


Two bees sat on a wall, they said buzz buzz and that was all.

wasp joke...... Little boy runs into pet shop and says "mr, i want to buy a wasp" man says " sorry son, we don`t sell them" little boy says " well you`ve got one in the window! "

2007-10-31 07:54:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If I were a bee what would I say to you?
Bee gone your driving me crazy....man.......

2007-10-30 17:10:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

raindrops you are excellent,sorry I missed all your jokes yesterday, I love reading them.
Lol, 10/10. *. and thank you.

2007-10-31 06:22:49 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0 0

Hahahahaha very good, keep 'em coming

2007-10-30 17:55:25 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1 0

ho hum, is what i feel like, not good buddy, not good at all

2007-10-30 17:10:58 · answer #7 · answered by David L 4 · 0 0

Haha
My second laugh of the day!

=]

2007-10-30 17:09:47 · answer #8 · answered by Hanarr x] 4 · 1 0

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

2007-10-30 17:08:42 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1 0

very good where do you get these from have a star!

2007-10-30 17:22:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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