Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!
Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?
A: The parrots of Penzance!
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A firequaker!
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!
Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?
A: 'The pheasants are revolting'!
Q: What is the definition of Robin?
A: A bird who steals!
Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?
A: When they're going cheap!
2007-10-30 09:59:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok , you got me this time .
i just had to have a chuckle
well done
2007-10-30 10:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha I like them
My first laugh of the day
Have a star =]
2007-10-30 17:05:58 · answer #2 · answered by Hanarr x] 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones!
2007-10-30 21:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All good ones ;-)
You know you pretty much amazed me there! 25 messages in my inbox and most of 'em were your questions!!
haha that must be alot of jokes stored in that brain of yours (or stored in that computer hard drive =')
2007-10-30 19:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great, thanks so much, sends me back to my schooldays, especially the polygon dead parrot one. I remember telling my kids those when they were little, they really laughed
2007-10-30 17:04:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*lmaorotf* A polygon. That one was awesome!
2007-10-30 17:02:51 · answer #6 · answered by gilgamesh 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny,and soooo organised.Is your house neat ,tidy,and organised like your jokes ? lol *
2007-10-31 07:51:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm loving this, great work, hahaha,10.
2007-10-31 06:23:57 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 17:03:45 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-30 17:56:53 · answer #10 · answered by keesh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋