Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.
I love deadlines...especially the 'whooshing' sound they make as they fly by.
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
The speed of time is one-second per second.
What is another word for 'thesaurus'?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
2007-10-30 09:51:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks very funny lol
2007-10-30 10:50:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL nice ones i love ur sayings. the deadlines one sounds like pirates of the caribbean:
elizabeth: "there will come a moment when you have a chance to make the right choice"
jack: "i love those moments! i like to wave at them wen they pass by!"
ok fine maybe not exactly like it but me mind works in pirates mode 24:7 so w/e lol
2007-10-30 17:05:46 · answer #2 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 21:55:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10. very good. Loved them
2007-10-31 06:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 again
2007-10-30 17:06:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I love the last one best =D
2007-10-30 16:57:15 · answer #6 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 16:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, very funny, keep it up
2007-10-30 17:58:54 · answer #8 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol your on a big roll the night.
2007-10-30 17:08:20 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha. for making these up on your own, you do a REALLY good job.
2007-10-30 17:01:35 · answer #10 · answered by trisheel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny lol
2007-10-30 17:21:34 · answer #11 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋