If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
2007-10-30 09:47:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks very funny lol
2007-10-30 10:50:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL! I've had that same thought before...;~). Here are some additional ones that I thought you might enjoy!: Life is like a dream and in the end, when you die, you pinch yourself and wake up and never dream again. Love those who love you - forget those who forget you. The sound of a kiss is not as loud as a cannon, but its echo lasts a lot longer. You cant be old and wise if you are not young and crazy. To know me is to understand me, and to understand me is to love me. Be careful when a guy says he loves you from the bottom of his heart, for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top. The worst person in this world is he who does not know who is GOD. ((HUGS!)) xoxoxoxo Have a Terrific Tuesday!
2016-04-11 03:29:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 16:28:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for you
2007-10-30 23:16:28 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-10-30 09:53:50 · answer #5 · answered by David L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most are funny. All are really good.
2007-10-30 09:57:58 · answer #6 · answered by trisheel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny hahaha
2007-10-30 10:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
also very true and very good have a star!
2007-10-30 10:29:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Truer word were never spoken.
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2007-10-30 09:57:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 09:51:10 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha funny and true
2007-10-30 10:20:52 · answer #11 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋