Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
2007-10-30 09:20:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one thanks for sharing. lol
2007-10-30 10:32:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a few more...
Never hold in your farts, That's where shi tty ideas come from...
I know that you believe,
that you understand what you think I said,
But I'm not sure you realise,
that what you heard is not what I meant!
2007-10-30 13:24:20 · answer #2 · answered by blahblahblah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones!
2007-10-30 17:50:28 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 09:54:39 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the last one is best
2007-10-30 19:19:01 · answer #5 · answered by mad ned 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny
2007-10-30 09:32:59 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wicked i like them have a star!
2007-10-30 10:46:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny lol
2007-10-30 10:11:30 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Smile and the world smiles with you...Fart and you stand alone.
2007-10-30 09:31:12 · answer #9 · answered by SMacG 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
haha funny....are you catching my disease or were you always like that??? lol
2007-10-30 09:24:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are sooo funny 2 me!!!!!!
2007-10-30 09:24:06 · answer #11 · answered by Denise B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋