A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
2007-10-30 09:11:28 · 6 answers · asked by complicated 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok not bad...i have 1 for you...
Lunch with a view
Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her
vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the
first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up
there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.
She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was
lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me,
miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from
running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof,
but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did
yesterday." "What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No
one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room
skylight."
2007-10-30 19:57:20 · answer #1 · answered by daniel*wm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 23:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow he should study up on his psalm's
2007-10-30 16:21:07 · answer #3 · answered by Emma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame.
2007-10-30 16:18:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
very funny. I needed that laugh...
2007-10-30 16:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by fdk30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol bet he wasnt too happy to read that. thats wat he gets for not knowing his psalms. lol i love how the nuns just like "omg wat a duma**"
2007-10-30 16:50:36 · answer #6 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋