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2007-10-30 09:08:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Margaret, lighten up. I could have posted a lot worse...

2007-10-30 09:13:34 · update #1

According to me: Oh, ouch.

2007-10-30 09:14:07 · update #2

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No silly, at Wal*Mart!

2007-10-30 09:09:58 · answer #1 · answered by Rick K 6 · 1 0

What would happen if you studied about the cosmos; what would happen if you discovered there were more than one universe? What would happen if you decided to learn about space? What would happen if you decided to learn about physics? Would any of these things really explain origin? Of course, God couldn't have gotten the pieces of the Universe at Sam's Club, it was far from existent, back in the figurative eternity moment when Time and space began. But, then again, did you get life from credit cards?

2007-10-30 16:13:50 · answer #2 · answered by Holly Carmichael 4 · 1 0

And here I was about to ask a real navel-gazer, something about whether god loves emptiness, seeing as how he made so goshdarned much of it.

No need to ask now. But you're a true friend, betts; you've reminded me to pick up some new undies and a Grand Unified Theory of Everything, come the weekend.

2007-10-30 19:42:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Okay,,once in a while I am amused by the musings of some of the atheists...this one particular struck me,,as my DH seems determined to bring everything in that store, lately,,to our home....So, if you find the pieces of the Universe, anywhere,,,,other than spoke into existence....it would be Sam's Club...LOL

2007-10-30 16:19:23 · answer #4 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 1 0

I worked as a cart pusher at Sam's Club. If He did buy the pieces of the universe there, I probably helped Him load most of it into the back of His pickup truck.

2007-10-30 16:15:07 · answer #5 · answered by Link 5 · 3 0

OMG COME ON!

Everyone knows that God bought the pieces of the Universe from a 99 cent bin at K-Mart........

2007-10-30 16:13:41 · answer #6 · answered by aural_exstacy 3 · 1 0

I KNEW Walmart owned a piece of the universe!

2007-10-30 16:15:58 · answer #7 · answered by average person Violated 4 · 3 0

NO- God came before Sam Walton. and He will be here after Wal Mart too.

2007-10-30 16:10:05 · answer #8 · answered by Danielle 7 · 2 0

99 cent sale at Goodwill

2007-10-30 16:10:06 · answer #9 · answered by Mizz SJG 7 · 0 0

No, but he did get a 30 gallon drum of dill pickle slices.

2007-10-30 16:14:56 · answer #10 · answered by Murazor 6 · 2 0

It was on sale. 50% off. Some parts were "Buy one get three free".

2007-10-30 16:10:48 · answer #11 · answered by worldneverchanges 7 · 0 0

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