2007-10-30 08:35:07 · 25 answers · asked by Laff -Hugs 4all- 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Monte:
I don't know...I'm just asking ;)
2007-10-30 08:48:24 · update #1
Frontal lobotomy.
2007-10-30 08:37:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 3⤋
Start attending the local Pentecostal Holiness, Church of God, or Fundamental Baptist churches in your area. Visit each one, and pick the one that you think will nurture ignorance, intolerance, lack of reason, and cult-like behaviors the most. Then become a member.
2007-10-30 20:18:34 · answer #2 · answered by Bookworm 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it can happen to anyone....
you could get into a car accident and have a diminished mental ability,
you could be born semi-retarded,
you could just become uneducated and be from a family that is likewise uneducated and as a result weren't encouraged to use your mind for most of your life on the farm and as such it just didn't develop properly.
2007-10-30 16:31:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Retard yourself. Deny your own intellect and blindly allow a preacher to digest the Bible for you. On the same note, there's no digestion required - the Bible would be
Hallelujah!!!
2007-10-30 15:46:16 · answer #4 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I can't thank you enough for this question. It's not exactly how I would have put it. But I'm not as funny in print as some here.
2007-10-30 15:44:37
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I've been seeing that word and never knew what it meant. Now I get it.
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The Watchtower has a regular column on that.
2007-10-30 15:45:10 · answer #6 · answered by 2 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What kind of fundie do you mean? There are many kinds of fundamentalists.
2007-10-30 15:41:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Stop thinking for yourself, just blindly obey whoever yells the loudest.
If the person looks like they have to poop when they preach, theyre a good role model for you.
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To those who dont realize it, Fundamentalism only applies to Christianity. It was a self-applied word to a certain group of Christians. No other group has embraced its use and thus it cannot apply to them. Please dont use it inappropriately.
2007-10-30 15:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by Showtunes 6 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Plastic surgery.
2007-10-30 15:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Begin by numbing the parts of your brain that deal with logic.... then numb the other bits of you that may lead to temptation....
Am ususally never so rude, but i couldn't help it...heeheehee
2007-10-30 15:41:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
read the bible as strictly literal and put your faith in it.
on the opposite end, interpret the bible to mean whatever the hell you want and put your faith in it.
both policies are ridiculous
2007-10-30 15:39:27 · answer #11 · answered by eelai000 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋