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it would have to have 'Miracle Whip' on it

2007-10-30 08:36:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

A fish fillet or lamb steak sandwich may be better options. However He offered to Peter (also a jew) in Acts chapter 10, verses 10 to 16 food that Peter described as common or unclean.
So I think he would accept the ham sandwish from you. Now, please make it the best ham sandwish you can possibly prepare with the resources at hand.

2007-10-30 09:45:37 · answer #2 · answered by Darth Eugene Vader 7 · 0 0

Only of it was a Moe Hammed Cheeses Sandwich.

2007-10-30 08:37:23 · answer #3 · answered by Y!A-FOOL 5 · 1 2

Have you already taken a bite from it? If so, then yeah, that's kind of rude. If it's freshly made he can say no if he doesn't want one, but I bet he is pretty hungry after being dead all this time he'd even eat some ham.

2007-10-30 08:35:36 · answer #4 · answered by The Bog Nug 5 · 0 2

No
It would be very kind and accomodating of you,
Although you might want to perhaps consider a grilled cheese sandwich instead.

2007-10-30 08:41:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

No, he would probably thank you for it. I think you picked ham because he was born in the Jewish race, however I think though that vessel was chosen, he is no respecter of persons or races.............Check it out The Bible has key information..............So bring on the ham.

2007-10-30 08:39:41 · answer #6 · answered by marty 3 · 0 1

only if it was a plain ham sandwhich. add some tomatoe, mayo, pickle, and mustard, for God's sake! this is Jesus we're talking about!

2007-10-30 08:36:11 · answer #7 · answered by StinkyDec19 2 · 1 1

Heathen motha' fugga! That cracker has been without food for over two thousand years! You offer him TWO ham sammies!!

2007-10-30 08:37:03 · answer #8 · answered by ruthaford_jive 6 · 2 2

He is so gracious and merciful, He would probably say "no thank you" and offer you a lamb sandwich

2007-10-30 08:50:05 · answer #9 · answered by sego lily 7 · 0 1

Nope, plus you're being hospitable, I don't think Jesus would smite you for being nice. Jews are missing out on pork.

2007-10-30 08:36:53 · answer #10 · answered by KacheewyBoo 3 · 1 1

I don't think you would have the conscience to be able to give him a sandwich. You would be in such awe, you would probably just stand there like a fish. Haha.

2007-10-30 08:36:12 · answer #11 · answered by Jason The Great 6 · 1 3

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