Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a magnum gun and pointed it at him and said, "No you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"
2007-10-30 08:06:25 · 18 answers · asked by Megan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry I don't understand. Why on earth would the poor girl want to be eaten by a wolf.
2007-10-30 08:33:35 · answer #1 · answered by Ned Pepper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Biology professor is discussing the high glucose contents found in semen. A blonde girl stands up and says professor glucose is sugar right? So how come semen doesn't taste sweet? The whole class busts out laughing and the girl's face turns real red as she just realized what she asked. She grabs all her books and as she is headed out the door the professor says its because the taste buds for sugar are on the tip of your tongue not the back of your throat.
2016-04-11 03:14:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 17:31:41 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you go little red,make the wolf stick to the book. =)
2007-10-30 08:10:01 · answer #4 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
girl u can be writer
like Ur story
can not stop laughing
2007-10-30 17:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol. that was excellent.
10/10. A star for you too.
Thanks for sharimg.
2007-10-30 08:12:34 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats what i'm talkin about
2007-10-30 08:14:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, she's umm nice lol
2007-10-30 08:11:54 · answer #8 · answered by Rockie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i like it
2007-10-30 08:14:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh goodness
2007-10-30 08:11:42 · answer #10 · answered by vera2good 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋