What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?'
Cos everyone was a goblin
Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.
Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose?
A blood hound.
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.
What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs!
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon bone-apart
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
2007-10-30 07:37:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha those are great. Thanks for sharing. lol
2007-10-30 08:13:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2016-05-26 02:47:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha I needed that ... just going in the hospital for tests I needed a laugh
Thanksa ton
love julia g.
2007-10-30 07:51:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! 10!
2007-10-30 17:45:21 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have got the halloween in you tonight the ghost be with you ha ha ha >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-30 09:27:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 07:40:53 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
S'ok for kiddy winks.
2007-10-30 07:44:52 · answer #7 · answered by thanimalay@btinternet.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whooo hooooo lol,nice
2007-10-30 07:52:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved them all lol.
2007-10-30 18:29:48 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-10-30 08:18:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones there Raindrops.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-10-30 08:02:35 · answer #11 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋