1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
5. Great groups from little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7. C: is the root of all directories.
8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
9. Pentium wise-pen and paper foolish.
10. The modem is the message.
11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
13. A chat has nine lives.
14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
16. What boots up must come down.
17. Windows will never cease.
18. In Gates we trust.
19. Virtual reality is its own reward.
20. Modulation in all things.
21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
22. There's no place like http://www.home.com.
23. Know what to expect before you connect.
24. Oh, what a tangled web site we weave when first we practice.
25. Speed thrills.
26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
2007-10-30 07:33:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha those are great. Thanks for sharing. lol
2007-10-30 08:12:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol Raindrops that was really funny,but no26 is my best laugh just wish it was true,but here have a star.xxx
2007-10-30 14:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol , 26 was very good
2007-10-30 14:36:42 · answer #3 · answered by zzz still awake zzz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kudos!
2007-10-30 14:37:29 · answer #4 · answered by Star T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women: if ur bored, double-click ur mouse
2007-10-30 14:36:49 · answer #5 · answered by Wisdom_Mcr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
more good ones from you
thx
2007-10-30 14:36:09 · answer #6 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 14:35:46 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-10-30 14:43:30 · answer #8 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
22. There's no place like http://www.home.com.
That's actually really quite sweet. Thanks for putting a smile on my face.
2007-10-30 14:37:23 · answer #9 · answered by DMsView 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good and very cute >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-30 16:29:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-10-30 15:20:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋