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2007-10-30 07:12:59 · 14 answers · asked by MR TT, VT enthusiast 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Nah, they're not usually as hot as the Mormon missionaries who come by.

2007-10-30 09:00:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I once answered the door to a jw...i didn't know it was jw when answering...i was in nothing but a small nite shirt....my hair was all messed up from "lusting" all night....then i slammed the door in their face

2007-10-30 16:51:30 · answer #2 · answered by CinnamonGirl777 4 · 0 0

With so much hate going throughout the world, I would think it would be wonderful to hear some good news that the Witnesses share with others, the scriptures they share. Test the scriptures they share with your OWN personal bible. 1JOHN 4 verse 1; Beloved ones, do not believe evey inspired expression, but test the inspired expressions to see whether they originate with God, because many false prophets have gone forth into the world. 2 You gain the knowledge of the inspired expession from God by this: Every inspired expresion that confesses Jesus Christ as having come in the flesh originates witrh God.
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2007-10-30 14:33:45 · answer #3 · answered by Just So 6 · 0 1

Well I would tell them to get lust...they seem to need it. But I often succumb to the classic get lost. Actually, they came to my door once while I was still very religiously Jewish and I answered in a yarmulke and tallis. It was beautiful. They were scared to death inviting me to a reenactment of the nativity. I felt so tempted to tell them that there is no J in Jehovah...

2007-10-30 14:21:34 · answer #4 · answered by ybennoach 2 · 1 2

I ask if they believe in the golden rule. When they claim that they do it's the only time I ever wish I had a belief system that I could 'do unto them".

2007-10-30 14:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by Demetri w 4 · 1 0

I don't tell them to get lust, but I do tell them to get lost.

2007-10-30 16:52:44 · answer #6 · answered by Bookworm 6 · 1 0

I voted for your questions as the best questions ever asked (and Linz agreed). I hope it's you - it sounds like it. Keep the (lack of) faith, dude!

Oh and, er, yeah. That usually does it.

2007-10-30 19:20:49 · answer #7 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0 0

you can just ask them not to come back.

2007-10-30 17:40:26 · answer #8 · answered by bongobeat25 5 · 0 0

Are you back? Hooray!

To answer your question, yes.

2007-10-30 15:19:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

if u want to lose them, just tell them you're disfellowshipped and like it that way, and they will forever leave you alone. that means you were one but did a grave sin and didnt repent.

2007-10-30 14:17:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

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