2007-10-30 06:43:37 · 42 answers · asked by Watch it bub! 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ohh...i can see u ..flying in air with ur imaginary fictional god !
2007-10-30 06:47:37 · answer #1 · answered by Hector (atheist) 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Not true. Over the past few years, Hell has acquired several motivated engineers who have implemented a large scale modification project. We now have electricity, plumbing, central air, etc. etc. Our wireless internet connectivity is without equal. To make things even better, other professionals have been inspired by the engineers plans and are getting into the game themselves. Next week, we have no less than 3 five star restaurants opening.
Unfortunately, word of mouth and an excellent PR department is causing a dramatic influx of clientele, so we suggest you book early
2007-10-30 07:10:18 · answer #2 · answered by Recreant- father of fairies 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a Christian, I don't think that was very nice. My boyfriend is an Athiest and do I care? Not really as much as people think I should. I have my beliefs, he has his. I am just glad you are willing to judge people by their lack of faith in hell. Plus, flames in hell would ruin a computer, so come on technologically capable people, let's develop a burn-proof computer to prove this dumb person wrong!
.. sorry if that made no sense...
2007-10-30 07:48:37 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I already knew that the hell that christians dreamt up would not allow us atheists to engage in Yahoo Answers. However, I don't have to worry about such things.
2007-10-30 06:49:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Of course. Hell would have to exist to get Internet access there.
2007-10-30 07:17:53 · answer #5 · answered by discombobulated 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I photo hell as a dismal, lonely nothingness continuously and ever. comprehensive separation from God ability no attractiveness, no friendship of any type, no laughter, no inquisitiveness.... a majority of those issues are God's presents to people.
2017-01-04 15:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw, poor Atheists. Well, if it comforts any of you, I don't believe in Hell. I believe that what you believe about what happens when you die might actually be what happens when you die. Otherwise you'll come back as a tortoise. Maybe you'll be a pet tortoise and your owner will let you read Yahoo! Answers with him.
2007-10-30 06:49:44 · answer #7 · answered by ybennoach 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You claim to be an authority on Hell? You claim to know God's plan completely and fully? How very vain of you. How very presumptuous. I would go as far as to say that's blasphemy against your own God.. putting words in his mouth, giving decrees as though you were he.
Maybe bashing Atheists isn't a good idea. You might just damn yourself in trying.
2007-10-30 06:49:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Telling a non-christian he/she is going to hell is like calling an offsides penalty on the spectators at a football game.
2007-10-30 06:48:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well.... I can give ol' Lucifer a deal he CAN'T turn up with a wireless network- all he has to do is buy the routers and GUARANTEE me a spot in hell.
Then I wouldn't have to pay such a high heat bill.
I'm lovin' it.
2007-10-30 06:50:04 · answer #10 · answered by Katie Couric's 15 Minutes... 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have been to Hell before, and I was able to log on. I only live 30 minutes from it. I bought my dad a t-shirt that says "I've been to Hell and back"
2007-10-30 06:48:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋