You know, those slightly changed colorful metaphors... like flip...
Have fun!
btw - trolls will be reported
2007-10-30 06:04:10 · 17 answers · asked by strplng warrior mom 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
alwaysabridesmaid -- you must know my brother - those are some of his favorites! lol
2007-10-30 07:13:45 · update #1
flippin
fetch
oh snap
what the smack
crud
fiddlesticks
oh heavenly days (my FIL says that ALL the time)
oh my heavens
geez
whoops
crapola
fudge
I had a room mate that would say "d word"
frickin (I hate this one)
blast
doggone it
for petes sake
for cryin' out loud
golly
oh sugar
stink or stinkin
2007-10-30 06:19:28 · answer #1 · answered by gumby 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
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RE:
List all the Mormon/LDS 'curse' words you can come up with...?
You know, those slightly changed colorful metaphors... like flip...
Have fun!
btw - trolls will be reported
2015-08-18 17:58:33 · answer #2 · answered by Bea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mormon Swear Words
2016-10-20 05:42:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In answer, I would like to quote the lyrics of a certain fabulous Sons of Provo (Everclean) song...
If ya cut off me off drivin', spill your Coke upon my shoes,
There's just no tellin' what my mouth might say.
I'll break out a string of non-profanities to make your ears curl,
In my religiously edited way.
If my football team is losing, if a brick falls on my head,
If you go, "BOO!" and you catch me unawares,
My reaction will display a certain G-rated tone,
So as to not offend the man upstairs.
That's when I say...
Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.
To hear how it sounds, go to www.sonsofprovo.com. Sorry if that's trolling, but it's fun!
2007-10-30 12:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by sunnyannie 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ooh, a few more...
Fork
Bastages
Bandages
Fark
farking bastages
Shucks
dag-nab-it
G D
Peter, paul and mary!
for pete's sake!
H. E. DOuble hockey sticks
And in my family, we just say Wal-mart instead of H E L L
2007-10-30 07:09:55 · answer #5 · answered by alwaysa(ducky)bridesmaid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Son of a mother
oh my Heck
Oh my Hell
shoot
sugar
my heck o fridays
that b-word
biotch
fetch
frick
dumbledore
M F
Gosh(like in napoleon dynamite)
I'm sure there are more that I can't remember
2007-10-30 06:57:14 · answer #6 · answered by absent farmer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My usual exclamation is "Holy catfish!" Sometimes, I'll scream the acronym, Store High In Transit! when I hurt myself.
2007-10-30 07:44:22 · answer #7 · answered by Guitarpicker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once had a Bishop who wouldn't say anything "stronger" than golly, because he felt they were substitute cuss words. I asked if "gosh" was in that category, and he felt that for him it was. So going with that type of definition for substitute words:
gosh
darn
dang
dadgum
dadgummit
holy toledo
2007-10-30 07:17:53 · answer #8 · answered by Tonya in TX - Duck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I moved to Utah, I was surprised to find out that Mormons considered the word "prick" to be a truly profane word as they said it was a synonym for "penis." I always considered it a verb meaning to poke or puncture, such as to "prick the skin" or to "prick a hole in a shirt," but as righteous and loving as many Mormons are, it seems their minds go right to the gutter whenever they can! Prick will never be a bad word for me!
2007-10-30 23:31:22 · answer #9 · answered by DustInCarroll 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Douchenozzle
2013-09-20 23:27:52 · answer #10 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋