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I saw one dog trying to climb up onto the other dog's back, my dad said that the one in the back hurt it's paw and the one in the front is helping him home... I just think they are dancing. Why would my daddy lie to me?

2007-10-30 06:01:14 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Dogs

39 answers

i blocked three people with this one.

2007-10-30 07:19:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7 1

You know, you're not a very good child to be questioning your daddy like this. It's a sad state of affairs.

One time, my parents told me that the Grand River and the Mississippi River crossed somewhere in Michigan. At this crossing there was a big stoplight for boats and there was a theme park called "The Four Corners." Did I question them? No. Because I am a good, loyal, and obedient child.

You should consider my example the next time you decide to question the wisdom passed down to you by your daddy.

2007-10-30 07:31:43 · answer #2 · answered by Cinnibuns 5 · 4 0

Why do you always have to question authority? Of course he was telling the truth. What else could they possibly have been doing? Geez. Doggie altruism is alive and well. Even if you can't see it in humans doesn't mean the "dumb" animals can't practice a bit of kindness towards each other. Typical human behavior that neither your nor daddykins didn't try to fix the poor little doggie's paw and both doggies had to hobble home (if they even have a home) while you and daddy dear go on your merry way. Next time, render some aid. Interfere, for cryin' out loud. Even if they protest and snap at you, you must do the right thing.

2007-10-30 06:47:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

What you saw was a practice session of the North American Canine Motorcycle Display Team.

2007-10-30 12:24:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ah have a dog that's part coyote, part wolf, he must weigh over a hundred forty pounds. My lady friend brought over her beagle an we didn't know nothin till that 30 lb one foot beagle had puppies looked just like ma dog.
How it happened we will never know. I ain't about to ask anybody if they was dancin neither.

2007-10-30 09:47:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You should totally sue your daddy for negligence and corruption of a minor. You have a strong case, I have a lawyer friend who would take the case pro bono. Your daddy is despicable!

FYI - I really enjoyed your short stint as bipolar bear

2007-10-30 06:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by smellyfoot ™ 7 · 5 0

Your father might be correct.. The dog might have hurt its paw.. Next time when you see this, you yourself go to help the dogs....

2007-10-30 08:52:34 · answer #7 · answered by Adobe 3 · 1 0

I think everyone is missing your point, in that sometimes those above us that we trust won't tell us the whole truth, and most times it's for our protection. At least we like to hope and think it is. Or maybe some things are difficult to explain.

2007-10-30 08:40:11 · answer #8 · answered by Pfo 7 · 0 0

The only lie I liked to believe in still....Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny

2007-10-30 06:14:29 · answer #9 · answered by sparkles 6 · 3 0

He just dont want you to get the bad idea so he lied to you cus he love you and doesnt want you to think about "S E X" yet..

your his daddy little girl.

2007-10-30 10:12:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This has to be the funniest fake question any user has ever posted on yahoo. I can imagine a childish man saying in his sappiest voice"Why would daddy lie to me," with a jerkish grin on his face. Hilarious, lmao.

2007-10-30 06:46:58 · answer #11 · answered by Melz 2 · 4 1

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