A young man goes into a pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which one the young man wants.
The young man thinks for a while and replied “Well, I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight is “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.”
The young man makes his purchase and leaves happily.
Later that evening, he sits down and have dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”
The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”
2007-10-30 05:35:11 · 20 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that was a good one! Loved it!
2007-10-30 05:38:52 · answer #1 · answered by lil one 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He initially had a crush on me when he was a sophomore and I was a freshman and always saved a seat for me on the bus to school. Even brought me a lost glove once and asked me out but I turned him down :O( Then, strangely when he was a Senior and I was a Junior, our eyes met innocently enough as I was entering my homeroom and he was hanging out with another of my classmates at the time. The connection was made and we've been together ever since. We began dating exclusively then upon graduation he went into the Navy, and my family moved but we stayed in touch via letters, for the following year, got engaged and married a year later in 1966 and settled in California. We've been an item with each other I figure for 45 of our 61 years and married for 41 of them. A match meant to be I'd say.
2016-04-11 02:47:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one - As a reward, hers a few sex jokes for you
QUIET SEX
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"
LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on
2007-10-30 07:01:34 · answer #3 · answered by Rick Harley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-30 06:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still funny, but used so many times on Y A
2007-10-30 05:38:04 · answer #5 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before but its a good joke an ya told it well so have a star!!!
2007-10-30 05:39:14 · answer #6 · answered by Ste B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, old but still funny, have a star on me
2007-10-30 05:38:38 · answer #7 · answered by ian h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant joke so 10/10.!!!
Pray son pray, lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-30 06:52:00 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it before but still funny
2007-10-30 05:46:21 · answer #9 · answered by Esperanza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 05:37:30 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋