A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the red neck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the red neck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.
The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go
2007-10-30 05:32:59 · 11 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant joke so 10/10.!!!
Blooming Redneck, lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh lady.!!!
2007-10-30 06:57:56 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-28 01:52:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol. 10/10 . *. sooooooooooo funny.
Of course it's funny, he could have saved $10,000 if he worded it right.hahaha. brilliant and thnx.
2007-10-30 07:09:13 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 05:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ouch
2007-10-30 05:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gets an official
LOL
2007-10-30 05:46:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess, didn't make me really crack up though.
2007-10-30 05:37:01 · answer #7 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my lol
2007-10-30 06:25:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok
2007-10-30 05:47:40 · answer #9 · answered by Esperanza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh.......
2007-10-30 05:52:56 · answer #10 · answered by sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋