Thanksgiving Divorce
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father,
"You are NOT getting divorced.
Don't do a single thing until I get there.
I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
2007-10-30 05:28:50 · 7 answers · asked by Esperanza 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LoL.. that's one way to get yours kids to visit! Haha!! Good one.
2007-10-30 05:32:36 · answer #1 · answered by jwalkr_83 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before. That is very very funny
2007-10-30 05:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent ! first class ! suberb!
and unfortunately too true. - might try it on my kids!
2007-10-30 05:38:05 · answer #3 · answered by cottontail 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow
2007-10-30 06:24:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked that, good job.
2007-10-30 05:41:48 · answer #5 · answered by sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-03 05:30:36 · answer #6 · answered by heather h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tehe..... Great!!!!
2007-10-30 05:33:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋