2007-10-30 04:57:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
if that is the culinary choice, i'd say you ARE a tapeworm
2007-10-30 05:03:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Something I can actually help you with! You do not have a tapeworm. Least no worms in the stomach. What you suffer from is much more complex and less curable than just sticking tape to the rectum. It sounds to me like you have what is known as Taenia solium; a brain parasite. How much pork have you eaten in the last month? None? Something smells a little fishy, aside from you.
I guess that is what you get for buying your "beef" from a German bomb maker.
Somethings just aren't what they seem.
I guess what you can do is get the tape out and cover all open holes on the face securely and hope the little sucker comes out for air.
Hope this helps.
2007-10-30 12:21:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Something must be wrong to even want to think of eating such gross things ,These things are good for worm bins for compost; but other than that; forget about it..I;m into real meals of 7 and 7 seagrams with 7up; now that;s a breakfast.
2007-10-30 13:42:24 · answer #3 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probabbbbbbly. but dont worry i no how to get it out. first make the burnt toast and rotten eggs . then open ur mouth and hold the food very close to ur mouth . as soon as u feel the tapeworm coming up ur throat to eat the food take it away as soon as it comes outl. then it will go after the food and come out. then as soon as it is out kill it by pouring any hot liquid over it.
2007-10-30 12:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Are you trying to take yourself out of the world? Burnt stuff have cancer causing agents in it and the rotten eggs, well you need to come over for coffee and cake and I'll get you out that mood.! lol
2007-10-30 12:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by Luv2no is in the house 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You must, I can see the toast, but rotten eggs are just nasty.
2007-10-30 22:08:17 · answer #6 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More likely you're pregnant. Congratulations to you and the sicko father who will most likely turn out to be a deadbeat crackhead.
2007-10-30 12:21:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No - that's just one of the first symptoms of too long on P&S. Don't worrry just keep askin n ansrin - it'll pass!!
The next symptoms are interesting though!!
2007-10-30 14:59:32 · answer #8 · answered by Joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations! You're pregnant.
2007-10-30 12:20:12 · answer #9 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hmmm... no, I would counter suggest that your are slowly becoming a compost heap where all disgusting stuff goes to slowly be converted into fresh smelling super plant growing --- stuff.
2007-10-30 15:19:27 · answer #10 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋