An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the s**t out of a ghost."
Happy Halloween
2007-10-30 04:45:08 · 12 answers · asked by rblankenship_rblankenship 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks everyone. glad you liked it & thanks for all the stars. i giving the best answer to the first answer since it was not really a question . have a happy halloween! :)
2007-10-30 16:58:26 · update #1
Cute one!
2007-10-30 04:50:23 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would rate this 2 stars
2007-10-30 11:58:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to read it and i know it will be funny but im just too lazy.
2007-10-30 12:46:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was a cute one it deserves a star
2007-10-30 13:01:22 · answer #4 · answered by Esperanza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the best one i've read today.
thanks
2007-10-30 11:54:07 · answer #5 · answered by Nianque 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh.
2007-10-30 12:53:43 · answer #6 · answered by Jeffery's granny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! it was funny.....as least the funniest i have read so far.
2007-10-30 12:03:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard of it before not that funny,
2007-10-30 12:17:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha..kewl mahn
2007-10-30 12:00:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that just made my day thank you.
2007-10-30 12:09:27 · answer #10 · answered by beauty_tells_all 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋