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2007-10-30 04:35:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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and if so are there banana hammocks?

y'know, so they can relax comfortably...
do you find this idea a-peel-ing?

oh man, I'd better just shut up already...

2007-10-30 04:38:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Hahahaha!
Hey, they probably gottem' in Heaven!

Have you Ever Wondered why the Giant RedWood Trees look so out of place on the Earth?
How bout' those Pearly Gates in Heaven (Planet Heaven---Earth is a Spin-Off of Planet Heaven) that are 200 Feet Tall?
They carved them out of very large Pearls!

Other Planets!
Other Worlds!
We have Very Interesting Imaginations as Human Beans! But GOD said that HE could do Things THAT WE couldn't Even Imagine.

Hooooowww Youuuuu Liiiikkke ThaaaaaaT!

2007-10-30 04:48:09 · answer #2 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0 0

Bananas are the food of monkeys, which all of the heathen atheists claim are our ancestors. God has noticed this, and in punishment for nourishing monkeys, has forever removed the names of all bananas from the Book of Life. They shall be eaten, and then cast into the pit of eternal digestion, where there is much groaning and sloshing of digestive juices.

2007-10-30 04:41:30 · answer #3 · answered by average person Violated 4 · 0 0

Nope, due to the natural shape of the banana they are all destined for hell.

2007-10-30 04:38:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yes, and it has no monkeys. Those dudes love bananas.

2007-10-30 04:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I think you are Banana's so I hope so

2007-10-30 04:38:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yes, it's called splitadise.

2007-10-30 04:40:53 · answer #7 · answered by Blue 6 · 0 0

If you slip and fall, you will peel off for there.

2007-10-30 04:40:26 · answer #8 · answered by Michael M 4 · 0 0

Yes honey, it's called a toilet.

2007-10-30 04:38:08 · answer #9 · answered by Jen 5 · 0 1

nope only plantains.

2007-10-30 04:37:49 · answer #10 · answered by BubbaGump 3 · 2 0

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