The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. "You disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!" And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my
sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and
I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and
don't use because someone at work has the same pair."
Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
2007-10-30 03:37:03 · 49 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha omg that was hilarious. I can't stop laughing.
2007-10-30 03:45:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best joke I've heard in a looong time! The punch line was the icing on the cake because before the very last statement, I sort of was thinking hmmmm that's a good thing that someone could use something that is not being used - then her husband's d_ _ _ wasn't being used ha ha ha!!! I bet there are quite a few husbands in real life that experience the same thing!!! ;-O
2007-10-30 03:50:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I promise to be your disciple for life if you promise to make me laugh like this at least once a week!
That was the most hilarious joke I ever heard, for real. I wasn't expecting the punchline either.
Thanx for the laugh and a star for you. (see how many responses you have already?)
2007-10-30 04:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 17:01:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.Can you let me know how you by pass the 1000 characters limit as I am not able to do this yet and got some good jokes but I can only post them in parts.I do copy and paste from word or notepad but still not able,thanx.you can e-mail me if you want too,thanx again,P.
2007-10-30 04:02:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you send him to the dog house, he ends up in the cat house. Good lesson in there from good ol' Paddy!
2007-10-30 03:41:46 · answer #6 · answered by Ron da Don 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-10-30 03:41:01 · answer #7 · answered by Mirry 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-10-30 04:19:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fabuously grrrrreat!
2007-10-30 03:43:04 · answer #9 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is a good one and its also very long. I allways like longs ones. alot of people think when i say long ones. they think i mean there things. so yeah
well it is a really good one. i like if anybody doesn't then idk what u are going to do about that lol, well i like it.
Thanks and have a nice day.
kk kauk all the way. thank you
2007-10-30 05:22:40 · answer #10 · answered by Katelyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋