A chicken farmer went to a bar, sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered champagne too!"
"What a coincidence," he says, "this is a special day for me. I'm
celebrating."
"It's a special day for me too, and I'm also celebrating!" she says.
"What a coincidence," says the farmer.
As they clink glasses, he asks, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," he exclaims, "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years my
hens were infertile, but today they're laying fertilised eggs."
"Great! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asks.
"I used a different c*ck," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence..."
2007-10-30 03:14:56 · 12 answers · asked by barz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was so funny if i were ebert i would give u 5 stars
2007-10-30 03:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by diamond j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No such thing! God has a plan and a purpose for EVERYTHING that happens! We might only see one piece of the puzzle at a time, but God knows the big picture and He can help us put our life puzzle together if we just let Him help! (and when God does it, it always ends up turning out so much better than we ever could have thought it would have if we did it on out own!)
2016-05-26 02:15:12 · answer #2 · answered by patrice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably the first joke ive read on here and loughed out loud
2007-10-30 03:21:37 · answer #3 · answered by shaun8701 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-10-30 03:23:51 · answer #4 · answered by jimapalooza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, one I haven't heard before!
2007-10-30 04:26:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 05:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-30 08:08:10 · answer #7 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! I like that one
2007-10-30 03:39:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2007-10-30 03:19:58 · answer #9 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke. lol
2007-10-30 03:23:38 · answer #10 · answered by Michelle W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋