Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So she got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.
She's such a *****.....
2007-10-30 03:10:39 · 23 answers · asked by Katrina 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha people this didn't happen to me, it's a joke.
2007-10-30 03:38:12 · update #1
And *** means "star" star if you laugh.
2007-10-30 03:38:36 · update #2
Not a healthy lifestyle for a bank teller.
2007-10-30 06:06:09 · answer #1 · answered by Calchas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a friend with a keen sense of humor. Although she owes you some wine.
2007-10-30 03:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by 10SNE1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-10-30 03:12:52 · answer #3 · answered by Steve C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Practise makes perfect.Hahaha.
Great one and thnx for sharing,*, 10/10.
2007-10-30 03:17:30 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good job
great joke
2007-10-30 03:26:19 · answer #5 · answered by $~*Fearless*~$ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well you will say things like that. I would have done the same. Funny though.
2007-10-30 03:15:22 · answer #6 · answered by hippy1975chick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it, TV is the new opiate for the masses, a true idiot box.......funny stuff
2007-10-30 03:13:28 · answer #7 · answered by SABU_HSG 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what kind of dumb damn question is that i dont know you but listen to mines.....so i was with my friend this man came up to us and said do you have a dollar i said gt away from me you ******* creep and my friend taisha said cant you see the man is just hungry she gave him a sand wich and he threw it at her head and said i said a dollar ***** and she fell that got into a girl fight because the man hits like a girl my friend taisha tapped that mother ****** *** it was a very bad day for my best friend taisha but an awesome day for me
2007-10-30 03:20:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
That was funny and you have good writing skills. Nice.
2007-10-30 19:03:57 · answer #9 · answered by beachgirl90 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is too funny. Thank you for the laugh!!
2007-10-30 03:13:59 · answer #10 · answered by Bright 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋