A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard, so he decides to get acquainted. After introductions, he asks the new neighbor what he does for a living.
The new neighbor says, "I'm a professor." The first neigbhbor then asks, "Oh yeah, what do you teach?"
"Logic," the professor reponds.
"What is that?" the neighbor inquires.
"Well, let me see if I can give you an example...you have a dog, right?"
"Yeah, that's right," neighbour responds.
"And you have children too, right?" says the professor.
"Wow, right again!" exclaims the neighbor.
"So, then you must be married and that would make you a heteros*xual, right?'' proclaims the professor.
"Unbelievable, you're absolutely correct. How do you know all this about me?"
Well," the professor says, "I observed there was a dog house in your backyard, so you must have a dog. I also saw bicycles next to your garage, so you must have children.
2007-10-30 02:00:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And if you have children, you are probably married and if your married, you are most likely heteros*xual... it was all logical!"
The next afternoon, the neighbor runs into his old friend. His friend asks if he has met the new neighbor. The man says that he met him yesterday.
"What's he like?"
"Well," the man says, "he's nice and he is a professor of logic."
"Oh," says the friend, "what's logic?"
"Maybe I can give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"
"Why, no, I do not," responds the friend.
"Well, then," proclaims the man, "you must be gay!"
2007-10-30 02:01:31 · update #1
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is an Excellent joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
So much for logic, lol.!!!
Cheers mate for a good laugh, painful as it is with a cracked rib.!!!
2007-10-30 02:50:44 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, 5 out of 10.
2007-10-31 08:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by thom t 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-31 02:50:52 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a corker, gonna txt that to the sister in law
starred
2007-10-30 09:33:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 14:15:09 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does the lack of a dog house dictate one's sexuality? Does the presence of a coffin in someone's living room therefor make them a necrophiliac???
2007-10-30 09:07:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋
brilliant!
2007-10-30 09:05:07 · answer #7 · answered by wiccan140684 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
duh.....of course he is!!
hahahahahahhahaha
2007-10-30 16:33:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
luv it
2007-10-30 09:11:55 · answer #9 · answered by xhehehexx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-30 09:17:14 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋