A young couple were married and they were having s*x all the time during their honeymoon, but when the honeymoon was over they had to adjust their s*x schedule to their work schedule.
So every day the husband would get home at 5 o'clock, and every day they would go to bed at 5:15. In the door at 5, in the sack at 5:15. This went on for months, never missing a day until the wife came down with the flu and went to the doctor to get a flu shot.
The shot killed all the germs inside her except for three, and these three germs were huddled together inside her body talking over their survival plans.
One germ said, "I'm going to hide between two toes on her left foot, I don't think the antibiotics will find me there."
A second exclaimed, "I am going to hide behind her right ear, I don't think they'll find me there."
The last germ said, "I don't know about you guys, but when that 5:15 pulls out tonight, I'm gonna be on it!"
2007-10-30 01:29:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-30 19:55:26 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great joke there so 10/10.!!!
Catch that train germ, lol.!!!
Cheers Chris.!!!
2007-10-30 12:57:14 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao lol
2007-10-30 08:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 14:20:09 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish the trains would be so on time...
*lol*
2007-10-30 08:55:23 · answer #5 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lmfao ye thats funny lol *4u :)
2007-10-30 08:36:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a young couple you say, damn, that rules me and loz out of it then
2007-10-30 09:44:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-10-30 08:42:01 · answer #8 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-30 16:22:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha if u think so, i would be laughing
2007-10-30 11:21:36 · answer #10 · answered by 2Q 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋