A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts,?
which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder. She hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again
he asks the little old lady,
why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,?
"We just love the chocolate around them."
2007-10-30 01:25:51 · 30 answers · asked by sonia 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i dont usually laugh out loud at many jokes but that one tickled me, im sat gigglin to myself =) and ur title is quite cool too! have a star!
2007-10-30 02:08:46 · answer #1 · answered by *Xx Ashleigh xX* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. Starred.
2007-10-30 01:32:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this joke so many times, but i still always laugh. there is another joke similiar to this one.
a man sees two old people sitting together in a restuarant, the husbend is eating and the women is just staring adoringly at him.
someone comes up to them and asks why only one of them is eating, they reply, well we share the teeth, and it's my turn now! :)
2007-10-30 02:39:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old ladies! Peanuts!! Classic!!!
2007-10-30 01:31:09 · answer #4 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK , call me nuts . as a tour bus driver i have heard that joke about 1,000 times , sorry
2007-10-30 01:43:27 · answer #5 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly... There are people who take Nitrous Oxide (guffawing gas) for entertainment purposes, and you will see a number of them going fairly loopy guffawing and falling over on youtube. those human beings breathe in a lungfull of organic Nos and carry it till they fall down with laughter and tinglyness >< yet on the dentist they combination the gas with air, and you breathe it in incredibly slowly and consistently. i think of you will get somewhat giggly, yet oftentimes you will in basic terms get somewhat dozy and it won't injury while they do stuff on your teeth :) wish this helps :)
2016-10-03 00:28:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
10/10
2007-10-30 19:56:17 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
strange that the bus driver didn't notice
2007-10-30 02:01:47 · answer #8 · answered by Sherlock Holmes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew that in another version.
it is still disgusting
2007-10-30 01:56:43 · answer #9 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA. Geriatric germ jokes are so funny.
2007-10-30 01:41:08 · answer #10 · answered by ChameleonGirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋