"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?"
"One dollar." answered little Johnny
"You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed.
Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my daddy."
Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a
spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the
blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we
have if we placed a "K" in the front?"
After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
2007-10-30 00:42:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-10-30 06:37:20 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice to see clean little Johnny ones, pmsl
starred
2007-10-30 12:15:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 07:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Lil' Johnny jokes. They always crack me up!
2007-10-30 09:11:03 · answer #4 · answered by I Pity You Fool!™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool lol
2007-10-30 07:44:51 · answer #5 · answered by . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-30 14:34:47 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old ones
2007-10-30 07:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by freshlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao both good.
2007-10-31 03:07:07 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st one good 2nd nice try :D
2007-10-30 07:45:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-30 07:46:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-10-30 07:45:47 · answer #11 · answered by E.Sadlerfan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋