So a bus driver had a very tiring day. Working for 8 hours straight. On his last trip, an old lady boarded the bus and sat nearest to the bus driver. After a short while, the old lady gave the bus driver a handful of nuts. The bus driver gratefully accepted it. Then, a short while later, the old lazy gave the bus driver another handful of nuts. And this happened continuosly for some time. The bus driver then started to wonder why is the old lady being so nice. So he decided to ask her the next time she comes to offer him nuts. And so he did. This was her reply.
My teeth are very fragile and I cant bite the nuts. I only like the chocolate around them.
2007-10-29 17:05:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To Friendly Boy : Jokes are meant to be passed around to people. I did not copy your joke. I just happened to hear it from someone and thought I might share it.
2007-10-30 00:23:34 · update #1
Good one. My dad is a bus driver, he will like it too, I am sure.
2007-10-29 17:09:55 · answer #1 · answered by WENDY S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dad knows a guy who ACTUALLY DID THAT with peanut M&Ms, except he ate the peanut & not the chocolate
worst thing about it was that the M&Ms were in a bowl and the guy put the chocolate shell thing back in the bowl
I'm pretty sure it was at a party or it was one of those free candy bowls like they have at banks and stuff
2007-10-29 17:14:12 · answer #2 · answered by Goychie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-30 00:46:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA nice one dude, should beware of kind old lady
2007-10-29 18:38:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwww LOL
2007-10-29 17:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by Skyye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this joke it always makes me laugh. keep coming with the jokes.
2007-10-29 17:10:24 · answer #6 · answered by littledevil31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....thats a good joke
2007-10-29 17:09:45 · answer #7 · answered by snowlady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-29 20:21:24 · answer #8 · answered by mad ned 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a nice one
2007-10-29 17:22:16 · answer #9 · answered by shyam s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very gross but also very funny.
2007-10-29 17:22:02 · answer #10 · answered by Pear36LL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋