Whatever flavor will be fine, though Cool Ranch is preferable. Or... y'know, whatever. I'm looking for divine snacks. In fact, I'm *praying* for them. If Jesus comes through with some tortilla chips and guacamole, that'll be good too.
2007-10-27 23:31:41 · 20 answers · asked by senor_oso 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Grunty: I totally did not mean to cockblock Jesus. Dang. Now I am *totally* not going to heaven. Though I guess that's pretty obvious from the rest of the commenters, who have taken upon themselves the job that they say is God's.
2007-10-27 23:44:06 · update #1
Heck, people keep telling me that Jesus loves me, which begs the question, why doesn't he help with the rent, groceries,et al? And why hasn't he sent flowers a single time?
2007-10-27 23:41:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well considering that you are a dumb--- atheist asking this lame question, I have to wonder why aren't you getting off your butt, getting a job, and buying some Doritos? Seems a bit illogical to me.
Now a theist would know not to find excuses not to do something and to get off their butts. Idleness is a sin.
2007-10-28 08:55:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You really shouldnt play games with the the Almighty. If you are not a Christian man/woman. Why are you on here asking silly questions?
You are taking up space for a person who would like to ask a serious question about Salvation.
There was no humor in this at all, I cant believe you even formed your fingers to type such blasphemy.
Repent NOW!
2007-10-28 06:39:16 · answer #3 · answered by butterrum28 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No, but on the other hand, if you move to South Carolina and vote for Steven Colbert, his sponsors may be happy to oblige... Close enough?
2007-10-28 06:35:09 · answer #4 · answered by yelxeH 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im pretty sure god created chocolate so you never know about the doritos.
2007-10-28 06:36:28 · answer #5 · answered by dramaqueen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Galations 6:8
For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.
Can you imagine standing in hot coals for eternity eating doritos?
2007-10-28 07:16:47 · answer #6 · answered by Honest Abe 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What makes you think Doritos are food
2007-10-28 06:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by brainstorm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Doritos? I thought he only did Cheetos.
2007-10-28 06:34:29 · answer #8 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why dont u ask him for jackpot? i'm sure u can buy whatever food u want and not just dorito....
2007-10-28 06:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by oketak 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well,
Though Jesus was a man and not God, if he was there with you, and you ask kindly, he will give you what you want.
2007-10-28 06:39:20 · answer #10 · answered by H B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋