There were three old ladies that died at the same time. They got up to Heaven and the man at the gate said that there was only one rule, "Dont step on any ducks". The ladies said okay and walked happly through the gates and into Heaven.
Once through the gate, they saw what the man had meant, there were ducks everywhere! So after a few days the first lady steped on a duck, POOF the man from the gate poops up with the ugliest, grimest, guy ever seen. They had to be chained together, for eternity. The two poofed off.
The two ladies were really careful now. After a few months, the second lady steped on a duck. POOF, The man poops up as before, with an even uglier and grimier guy then before. Now chained together for eternity, The two poofed off.
It had been a year and the last lady hadnt stepped on a single duck! But POOF, the man pooped up, with the most gorgeous man. The third ladie was happly chained to him for eternity. Wondering out loud the laid asked, "What did I do to deseve this?"
The gorgeous man answered, "I dont know but, I stepped on a duck."
2007-10-27 21:20:03 · 7 answers · asked by Laura Q 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tee hee.... *()*
star!!
2007-10-27 21:23:40 · answer #1 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is a ladie?who pooped?and cant but wonder....what is a laid?
Is this another bad attempt at British HUMOR???
2007-10-28 04:36:55 · answer #2 · answered by johnykay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... the man stepped on a duck and in turn, the ugly woman (who didn't step on a duck) was poofed up.
really funny!
2007-10-28 04:46:26 · answer #3 · answered by nadanilnone 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehe
2007-10-28 05:02:57 · answer #4 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! it made me giggle. nice joke. :p
2007-10-28 04:38:48 · answer #5 · answered by 2smiley4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2007-10-28 04:43:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha!
LoLz..
:D
2007-10-28 04:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋