star if u like them :)
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo' mamma is so stupid she thought President Bush was a plant.
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped at the bowling alley and got strikes on all the lanes.
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo momma so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo momma so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.
Yo momma is so fat that she shows up on a radar!
Yo momma's so fat, if she rolled over 4 quarters she would turn them into a dollar.
Yo mama is so fat when she looks in a mirror, it said "to be continued".
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
2007-10-27 19:08:17 · 13 answers · asked by Ms Medieval 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny i got one. yo momma is so dumb she thought menopause was a button on the stereo
2007-10-28 00:49:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Star for Yo' mamma is so stupid she thought President Bush was a plant.
2007-10-28 07:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by timekiller unlimited 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat, her belt size is the equator
Yo mamma got so much hair in her armpit, she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
I got those from the nutty professor movie.
Yours are all stars
2007-10-28 02:13:50 · answer #3 · answered by kNOTaLIAwyR 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Dude, awesome! I have a friend who likes your mama jokes. I liked the 'to be continued' and 'looks at the menu and says okay' ones. lol
XD
2007-10-28 03:55:32 · answer #4 · answered by this website is pointless 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol.... i like Yo mamas so fat when she looked in the mirror it said to be continued.... lol
*STAR*
2007-10-28 02:13:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thanks!!! I love yo momma jokes. I guess I'm not as politically correct as I could be...whatever.
2007-10-28 11:48:15 · answer #6 · answered by Kita 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA...star 4 U!
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2007-10-28 04:16:38 · answer #7 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just another one so fat, when i swerved to miss her i ran out of gas
2007-10-28 04:14:01 · answer #8 · answered by sin2acos2a1 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
those are good, star for you, I have my favorite....
Your mama is so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting her
2007-10-28 02:14:17 · answer #9 · answered by Will S 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
i think you are too much love to momma!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-28 07:01:44 · answer #10 · answered by only kewal 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋