2007-10-27 17:19:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It means he said he would never FLOOD the world again, but he didn't say anything about blowing us away!
2007-10-27 17:24:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know this was meant for humor sake to laugh at stupid Christians.
The rainbow appeared after the Great Flood. As citizens in the 21st century we know that rainbows are light refracting through water molecules. What you didn't know is that the Bible actually supports that fact. Until the Great Flood of Genesis, the Bible says it never rained. There was dew and there were rivers, but no rain. The atmosphere was different from what it is today. God, who made the atmosphere changed it. He knew it would cause rainbows and told us what it meant, not what it was, just what it meant. Just because we understand it doesn't make it untrue, the opposite should be true.
Just in case you really are an idiot and didn't know what tornadoes meant in the Bible, they don't mean anything. A whirlwind caught Elijah up into the sky, but that's about all I got for you on that one buddy.
2007-10-28 00:28:52 · answer #2 · answered by the dude 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
I thought rainbows were a symbol of God's acceptance of homosexuality.
Tornadoes are just a column of air that comes in contact with a cloud.
2007-10-28 00:25:18 · answer #3 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The Bible doesn't put any religious significance on tornadoes, a fact many religious out to keep in mind.
2007-10-28 00:25:15 · answer #4 · answered by Prof Fruitcake 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No next time god kills us all it will be with fire, oh boy what a loving god, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy in my nether regions.
Also many bible scholars will tell you it was actually a bow, like a bow and arrows he put in the sky, yet another piece of mythology incorporated from another culture..
2007-10-28 02:42:04 · answer #5 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It means there are atmospheric changes and that the air temp and ground temp are different and changes are taking place and clouds are starting to rumble and the air is starting to spin....and so on!
Duh....what else do you think it means?
That and it's probably spring and you're in the midwest area.
2007-10-28 00:25:52 · answer #6 · answered by LDBK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't like trailer parks or Kansas. And before anyone gives me a thumbs down for saying God doesn't like Kansas, it's a joke. I live there and love it.
2007-10-28 11:00:15 · answer #7 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tornadoes mean RUN!
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2007-10-28 00:31:07 · answer #8 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That God had one too many helpings of rice and beans for dinner the night before.
2007-10-28 00:22:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It means that Margaret Hamilton has been kicked out of hell for insubordination to the devil, and she has come back to once again ride that bicycle up in the sky while Dorothy cowers in her bed with To-To.
"Auntie Em!! Auntie Em!!! I'LL GET YOU AUNTIE EM, MY PRETTY!!!! HAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA!!!!"
2007-10-28 00:43:57 · answer #10 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋