i saw a preacher say that on tv the other day.... it was pretty funny.
had to spread it.
2007-10-27 14:28:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol.....
im the map, im the map, im the map, im the map,im the map....
2007-10-27 14:33:43 · update #1
nah man its "The LORD... showed me the LIGHT... and in the light i found a MAP... and in that map i could see a PATH... that PATH... was the PATH.. to RIGHTOUNSNESS!!" haha man i looked spiffy in those glasses earlier didnt i? haha great movie too man. my fav ^_^
2007-10-27 15:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it Billy Graham? He's usually good for a laugh or two.
Because I don't have cable in my room (never hooked it up for fear I'd stay up too late watching TV), I usually watch these religious programs at night (when the real crazies come out). There's this one, who for no reason whatsoever, will just start pounding the ground and shouting seeming gibberish (close-captioning actually prints it as "(gibberish)"), and it throws the crowd into a frenzy (I never ask why). He's also good for such sayings as "And I was saved through the light. I knew it because it wasn't the darkness" and "The Lord gave me a message: we need to build a NEW stage to hold our Heaven Life Choir" (that one wasn't "funny ha-ha" as much as "wtf?").
What's really sad, they actually tape this show only 50 miles away from where I live. I may have to drop by some day and ask the guy what he's doing...
2007-10-27 21:47:42 · answer #2 · answered by earl71972 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dora the Explorer pulls out the map. They have to go around the mountain, over the bridge and through the forest to end up at righteousness.
2007-10-27 21:32:36 · answer #3 · answered by just some chick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was funny because you dont understand what he was talking about.Jesus christ is the light he is also the map that leds you and me to righteousness. hope this helps.
2007-10-27 21:40:51 · answer #4 · answered by bittywrap 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL sounds hokey but the principal is real ..Religious people talk that way and some times I have to scratch my head because it is the lost they are supposed to minister not the already saved... Sheesh if they don't keep it real and simple they have lost the ones who need God the most....
2007-10-27 21:45:18 · answer #5 · answered by blahblah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes people say the stupidest things, like God talked to me in the shower this morning. People are so full of themselves, they tell themselves all kinds of things and say that God told them it.
People should stop doing that.
2007-10-27 21:41:20 · answer #6 · answered by Sweet Suzy 777! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!! I don't care who you are that right there is funny!!
2007-10-27 21:38:47 · answer #7 · answered by Allan C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋