PG-13 After reting a man went to the social security office to apply for social security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked his pockets and realized he left his wallet at home. He told to the woman that he was very sorry, but he would has to go home and come back later. The woman said "Unbottom your shirt." So he open his shirt revealing his curly silver hair. She said "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me." And she proceeded his social security application. When he got home, he excitedly told to his wife about his expirience at the social security office. She said "You should have dropped your pants...you would have gotten disability too."
2007-10-27
13:14:17
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Javy
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I know that I'll hit that age someday, with the help of God, but I'll try to do my best to keep "functioning" until then and if doesn't happen I'll look for desability since the first moment the lady behind the counter had asked me to unbottom my shirt HAHAHA!! Pants first.
2007-10-27
23:30:31 ·
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