A cocky U.S. Department of Agriculture
representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to
inspect your farm."
The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in
that field right over yonder." The Agriculture representative said, "Mister, I have the
authority of the United States Government with
me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any
agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you
understand!" The farmer nodded politely and
went about his farm chores.
Later, the farmer heard loud screams and
saw the Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned
prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Agriculture Rep with every step.
the Rep was clearly terrified, so farmer
immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....
"Your card! Your card! Show him your
card!
2007-10-27 13:10:27 · 6 answers · asked by Guess Who? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
farmers arent dumb!!! that was still funny though
2007-10-27 14:29:56 · answer #1 · answered by Pilot in Training 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, nice one
2007-10-27 20:16:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tehehe.........that'll teach those pushy government officials a lesson!....bravo...you get a star!
2007-10-27 20:50:50 · answer #3 · answered by AMY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! serves him right!
2007-10-28 04:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by Ms Medieval 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he deserve it.. haha..funny..lol
2007-10-28 05:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by NEILISA **Shane's Mama** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG this was hilarious! !!!! LMBO!!! =)
2007-10-27 20:16:02 · answer #6 · answered by Yessy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋