There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The police try to investigate further but they get no results. At last, they try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to respond to their questions with gestures. Seeing that, they start asking the questions.
The police chief asks, "What were the people doing on the bus?"
The monkey shakes his head in a condemning manner and starts dancing around; meaning the people were dancing and having fun.
The chief asks, "Yeah, but what else were they doing?".
The monkey uses his hand and takes it to his mouth as if holding a bottle.
The chief says, "Oh! They were drinking, huh??!" The chief continues, "Okay, were they doing anything else?"
The monkey nods his head and moves his mouth back and forth, meaning they were talking.
The chief loses his patience, "If they were having such a great time, who was driving the stupid bus then?"
The monkey cheerfully swings his arms as if grabbing a wheel.
2007-10-27 12:42:23 · 11 answers · asked by shaffy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny.......
Here's one...
An Irishman goes to the hardware store to buy a new bathtub, not long after purchase and instillation the Irishman calls the manager of the hardware store and complained that the bath leaked, the manager asks "did you put the plug in?"......
The Irishman then says.... "Oh.... what... it's electric?"
2007-10-27 12:51:32 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why should the person asking a riddle or telling a joke, have 5 points taken out of her/his account? That person is entertaining the yahoo answerers and not really asking a question!!!
2007-10-27 20:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by Suzan K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was funny here love you deserve a star and a good day or night to you,you made me laugh Lol.xxxx
2007-10-27 19:51:21 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was such a cute joke!! You made me laugh =D
2007-10-27 21:00:52 · answer #4 · answered by Pudding 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-27 19:48:00 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You deserve a star for that it was really funny=)
2007-10-27 20:33:16 · answer #6 · answered by Yessy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-10-27 20:31:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah.
that made me laugh. :)
2007-10-27 20:06:30 · answer #8 · answered by beachbellex3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol :)
2007-10-27 19:45:36 · answer #9 · answered by the mrs:) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-27 20:09:48 · answer #10 · answered by QandA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋