A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks.
The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" says the seaman. "What about your hook?"
"Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand."
"Incredible!" says the seaman. "How’d you get the eye patch?"
"A sea gull sh!t in my eye," the pirate replies.
"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the seaman asks.
"Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."
you get it?? you like it??
2007-10-27 12:35:42 · 19 answers · asked by Eduardo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty funny I have one to......
KISS ME, DOCTOR
Doctor, doctor, please kiss me," says the patient.
"No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics," says the doctor.
Ten minutes later the patient says: "Doctor, please, kiss me just once."
"No, I'm sorry, I just can't" he says.
Five minutes later, she asks again: "Please, please kiss me!"
"Look," says the doctor, "it's out of the question. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be f***ing you.
2007-10-27 14:18:42 · answer #1 · answered by Desi S 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-27 12:45:00 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I did a play one time and I was long john silver and I had that exact line exept I didnt cuss
2007-10-27 13:17:38 · answer #3 · answered by hellocool peoples 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No I didn't get a hook in my eye. Yeah, I got it!
2007-10-27 13:41:14 · answer #4 · answered by kriend 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got it! Funny!
2007-10-27 14:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by Guess Who? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-10-27 13:11:09 · answer #6 · answered by QandA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that made me chuckle on the inside lol
2007-10-27 12:38:51 · answer #7 · answered by dyaamond55 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2007-10-27 15:11:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...yea i got it....lmao....too funny...you get a star!
2007-10-27 13:55:54 · answer #9 · answered by AMY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahahaha I like it.
2007-10-27 12:45:37 · answer #10 · answered by THATKRAZiCHiCK. 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋