A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb.
>weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and
>there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe
>dressed in nothing but pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her
>neck.She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
>company. The sign
>reads: 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without a second
>thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and
>puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl
>shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the
>fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10lb.
>as promised. He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
>program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the
>most
> stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
>wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign round her neck that
>reads: 'If you catch me you can have me.' Well, he's out the door after
>her like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a
>while to catch her; but when he does, it's definitely worth every
>muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine
>happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only
>to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised. He decides to
>go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 lb pound
>program. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone - 'This is
our most rigorous program.'
>Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.' The next
>day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds this
>huge, muscular, 7ft black man standing there wearing nothing but pink
>running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:
> 'I'm Nigel . If I catch you, you're mine...'
2007-10-27 12:35:19 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahah. :)
2007-10-27 13:09:15 · answer #1 · answered by beachbellex3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-14 16:23:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat 5 6 small meals a day instead of 3
2015-04-10 13:33:37 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go for protein rather than sugar to keep energy levels going strong as opposed to crashing. Edamame in pods could be the perfect snack since it takes a little while to eat and a one-cup offering offers 12 grams of healthy proteins.
2016-02-11 05:47:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
avocados can be your secret weight loss partners theyre high in fiber and healthy fats giving you a meaty tasting meat alternative
2016-09-03 17:46:55 · answer #5 · answered by Wanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use silken tofu rather than cream for some recipes similar to this dairy-free chocolate mousse.
2016-02-24 06:24:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nosh on baked carrot chips as an alternative to greasy potato chips.
2016-12-26 14:14:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
having less than 1 200 calories a day may slow down your metabolism
2015-12-25 04:33:04 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe that's really funny. Great joke :) Probably the best I've read on here!!
2007-10-27 12:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by Kinipela 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Green tea helps in burning more calories because it cantains bioactive substance
2016-05-20 13:01:52 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
muscle burns at least four times as many calories as fat does so try twenty minutes of strength straining two to three times a week
2016-08-29 09:59:44 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋