Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests...I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large SPLASH!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could...the crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking. Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain...which do you want, my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that WATER!!!
2007-10-27 12:23:56 · 10 answers · asked by shaffy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that's so funny!
is it original?
if it is-good one!
if it isn't-good find!
**MARKED IT INTERESTING** :)
2007-10-27 12:29:06 · answer #1 · answered by ...♥... 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-27 12:29:49 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is a really good one I have never heard it before!! If you made that up kudos to you!! If not way to go for posting a really good original joke in here!! Have a Star*
2007-10-27 12:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha funny I still would have taken the million dollars lol =)
2007-10-27 12:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by Yessy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny thats realy good
2007-10-27 12:29:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that before but it still made me laugh il give you a star!
2007-10-27 12:30:34 · answer #6 · answered by elkinluna_44 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2007-10-31 12:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god! Funny!
2007-10-27 13:56:44 · answer #8 · answered by Guess Who? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cant stop my tears....joker!!
2007-10-27 18:37:40 · answer #9 · answered by honest 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2007-10-27 13:45:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋