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That God is like a korean store owner, waiting for you to steal something?

2007-10-27 12:06:05 · 17 answers · asked by sandra b 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

17 answers

Stop reading magazine. You buy now!

2007-10-27 12:09:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

It doesnt exist... But some people claim that God is like a Korean Store Owner. Yet it doesnt exist... KSO exists... GOD doesnt exist... And we all know it.

2007-10-27 19:35:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

And just what do Korean store owners do when you steal something? You seem to be an expert here.

2007-10-27 19:18:26 · answer #3 · answered by Ruth 7 · 1 3

I did for as long as I believed in the silly small g god that religion taught me about.

Once I realized that He was just nonsense every thing got better.

Religion turns our closest and dearest friend (God) Into something to be afraid of.

Lucky for us it's all a lie.

Don't worry Sandy. The real unconditionally loving God waits patiently exactly where Jesus predicted He would be, within your heart. Waiting patiently for you to notice.

Love and blessings Dear friend.

Don

2007-10-28 09:44:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

That's a good one. I remember the riots in LA in the 90's where the Koreans stayed on the roofs of their businesses armed to the teeth and ready to kill anyone who looked like they were even thinking about torching or looting them. Yea, that does kinda remind me of the imaginary god.

2007-10-27 19:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

No, because God is not waiting with a lightning bolt ready to get you because if that was the case none of us would be here.

2007-10-27 19:09:43 · answer #6 · answered by happlymarriedinlove2 2 · 2 1

No, I never feel like this. I feel God is always waiting for us to repent and come back to the fold. I feel like we are very rebellious children and thank the Lord for his kindness and mercy.

2007-10-27 19:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

The biblical monster could be described that way.

He knows all, right? So he supposedly knew that Adam and Eve would acheive KNOWLEDGE but he punished them anyway.

Yea right!

2007-10-27 19:12:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

No and stop watching Letterman.

2007-10-27 19:18:17 · answer #9 · answered by theladygeorge 5 · 1 2

lmao classic

2007-10-27 19:10:22 · answer #10 · answered by kleo 3 · 1 2

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