A Welsh farmer is walking through his fields when he sees a man drinking one handed from a stream, thinking he's local he shouts in Welsh to stop drinking cos the cows piss and **** in the stream. The man looks up and sys"I'm from England mate, speak to me in English"The farmer replies "Oh right, i said use both your hands you'll get more that way"
2007-10-27 11:42:32 · 10 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha good one..
im welsh you see.. i appreciate a good joke :D
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well done m8 !
2007-10-27 11:46:59 · answer #1 · answered by ..Welsh..Chick.. 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-10-27 20:55:14 · answer #2 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice !!!!!!!!!
There are three men in the bathroom, two Englishmen and a welsman . All are at the urinals.
The first Englishman zips up and walks over to the sink and uses a lot of soap and water and says to the others, In Yorkshire, I learned to be clean and neat.
The second Englishman zips up, walks over to the sink and uses much less soap and water but is still very clean. He says ,in london , I learned to be clean and neat but still be environmentally aware.�
The welsh man zips up and heads straight to the door.
and says over his shoulder, In cardiff we learn not to pi*s on our hands.
2007-10-27 11:59:18 · answer #3 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha doniol iawn , The original one actually used the welsh language in it . bt all the same haha very funny
Dan ni'n casáu'r saeson,
2007-10-27 23:30:38 · answer #4 · answered by Cymro i'r Carn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-27 11:48:28 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 00:24:23 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one again so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-10-28 09:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.
2007-10-27 11:48:41 · answer #8 · answered by Phadria 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO - CYMRU AM BYTH
2007-10-27 11:51:14 · answer #9 · answered by mama 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that was great, thanks for sharing.
2007-10-27 15:54:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋