A young journalist gets a job at a provincial newspaper in the middle of the prairies. His first assignment was to write a human-interest story. Driving through the cornfields, he spied an old farm-hand and introduced himself.
"Out here in the middle of nowhere - has anything ever happened that made you happy?". "Yup!" he exclaimed, suddenly. "One time my neighbour's daughter, got lost. So we formed a posse, we eventually found her. After we all screwed her, we took her home."
The young journo blanched. "I can't print that!". "Has anything else happened?" The farmer thought again. "Yeah!" he said. "One of my neighbour's sheep got lost. We found it and all screwed it before we took it back home."
"Christ!" yelled the young man. "I can't print that either!". "OK - has anything around here that made you particularly sad?"
The old man looked at the ground. "Well," he said sheepishly. "I got lost, once."
2007-10-27 11:39:36 · 10 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant lol thanks
2007-10-27 15:52:46 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-10-28 08:53:38 · answer #2 · answered by God's Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, I worked in TV production. I'm a full time mum now but plan to get back into it again someday. Anyone can achieve their dream job, you just have to put some work into making it happen.
2016-04-10 22:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-27 12:17:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 00:25:07 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty good! 8/10
2007-10-27 11:45:42 · answer #6 · answered by Jonathan P. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great joke so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-28 09:12:22 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats pretty funny.
2007-10-27 12:11:23 · answer #8 · answered by volleyball_pimpette25 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it thanks
2007-10-27 20:54:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one , thanks
2007-10-27 11:43:17 · answer #10 · answered by Hippie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋