A pheasant was in a field, chatting to a bull.
"I would love to be able to fly up that yonder tree,
but have no energy" said the pheasant.
"Well, why dont you eat some of my dung" said the bull,"it's full of nutrients"
The pheasant starts to pick in the dunk and feels the strength coming in his body.
He can fly up to the first branch then higher then even higher.
Eating more dung, at last he manage to fly up to the top.
The farmer spots the pheasant on top of his old yonder tree and
comes out the farmhouse with his shotgun. He blast the f.uck out
of the pheasant.
Moral of the story ?
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it sure won't keep you there.
2007-10-27 10:53:09 · 12 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha excellent shall have to remember that one thanks x
2007-10-27 11:38:13 · answer #1 · answered by Redz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brill. Might put this on the firm's notice board on Monday, food for thought.
2007-10-27 18:29:09 · answer #2 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-27 18:08:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spread it deep enough and the competition can't keep up!
2007-10-27 18:35:44 · answer #4 · answered by book writer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-27 17:59:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-28 07:30:23 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha very good
2007-10-27 22:45:42 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow.
2007-10-27 18:22:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
but sometimes it helps x
2007-10-27 17:58:28 · answer #9 · answered by nosy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats joke!
2007-10-27 18:12:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋