There's a really cute girl at my work who I hear a lot of people talking about what a sl*t she is, including managers. A lot of people at work go to TGI Fridays after work thursday nights, and I've heard stories about her being all over some of the guys there.
I never go to Fridays with them because I'm not a social person and would rather go home and play video games, but I believe what they say I think because when she started there, her friend started at the same time and her friend looked like a trashy bar-hopping party girl. This girl isn't so trashy looking like her friend was, but if she keeps company like that....
Anyway, I'm 34 and a virgin and have given up on finding a girlfriend who will put up with my neediness and clinginess (and I'm NOT changing), so if she's really a sl*t like they say, it should be an easy chance for me to get laid. So what I was thinking was, I'm going to go to TGI Fridays this thursday just long enough to talk to her, & say something like
2007-10-27 10:45:48 · 24 answers · asked by egocentric_loner 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"so I hear you're the office sl*t, so, you want to go somewhere with me and have sex?" I'm assuming if she really is a sl*t like they say, then she will pretty much have sex with any guy who asks. But I don't really know much about interacting with women, so in case she gets mad or something, can I get in trouble at work for saying this to her outside of work? I mean bosses pretty much only care about what you do while you're at work, right? Or could I get in trouble at work for this?
2007-10-27 10:46:13 · update #1
jeez, dodgy advice i just read!
forget your age, youve got your principles,and they will eventually hold you in good stead
really doubt youll feel better if you go through with what you are planning
so you havent had sex-not the end of the world mate
2007-10-27 10:54:40 · answer #1 · answered by jon h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you for real? There are so many things wrong with this story, starting with you're 34 and would rather play video games, ending with your not changing being clingy, and topping it off with talking to any female like that!!! Why not put the joysticks down and start working on you. What if she really is the office ho, and she has something? Do you want that? I'd say start working on yourself and try to get a real girl who's going to really like you for you.
2007-10-27 10:51:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You may not get into actual trouble, but you can sure as heck get a bad reputation at work - and she probably has friends there who will shun you. Trust me, this is a great way to become a pariah at work. Calling someone else that is tantamount to sexual harassment...and if it doesn't happen at work, it's still bad.
Even if she sleeps with a lot of men, she's really unlikely to think of herself that way. Why don't you instead ask if she'd like to go someplace quieter and join you for a few drinks?
2007-10-27 10:55:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
where do I begin. First you may be a 34 year old virgin because you'd rather play games. BE MORE SOCIAL. second I don't think a 34 year old virgin should be so picky that he would change his ways. third don't call her a slut even if others do or even if it's true. that's no way to get laid. fourthly your goal shouldn't be just to get laid. how about building a relationship with a nice woman. no wonder you're a virgin.
2007-10-27 10:51:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You don't like girls anymore because of HEAR SAY about 1 girl in the office. What kind of mind have you??? What about common sense, you lost your head??? She just may have refused one of the boss and he started all that crap on her, and she would keep her head above all that? Isn't it possible too???Gossips are the worse ennemy of one person. Do not judge and don't make a fool of yourself with that girl??? What people say don't reveal a major truth! ! ! Use your brain, if you still can !
2007-10-27 10:56:28 · answer #5 · answered by kayneriend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better tag it before the boss does. If that Ho is a sl*t, it's all good partna. Here's what you do. Expose yourself in her cube, I'm sure she will get the idea and go for a nooner with you.
Go on head playboy, show her what you're working with!
2007-10-27 10:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I`m sitting at the back of the show screen, analyzing the comedian tale and my female chum got here into the room, placed her keys on the table and took a handful of money out of her wallet. "Whats so humorous" she asked me when I burst for laughters.
2016-10-14 05:30:54 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you couldnt get in trouble. n a virgin at 34? im not a virgin, n im 14
2007-10-27 11:06:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So she's Sexually Liberated And Girly? There's nothing wrong with that, but maybe you should just go to a prostitute?
To be honest that's what I would have done by now.
2007-10-27 10:52:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm. I like this question. Well, I'm really sorry your a virgin, first of all. I love sex, personally. So, you definately need to experience this...Well, obviously she knows your alive...you guys work together. Yeah, totally bone her. Get her drunk. Hahahaa...That works on me! Good luck. Film the whole thing and then post that shiit on youtube!!
2007-10-27 10:51:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋