mine was when i was extremely drunk and chatted up this singer in a band who just happened to be bald and wanna no how i chatted him up? i said your extremely good looking for a bald man needless to say it went don't like a lead ballon with him and his girlfried who was acrossed the room,whoops!give me some help guys i have no tact,lol!
2007-10-27 09:01:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You could say " Theres a party in my pants babe and you`re top of the guest list " hehe
2007-10-27 09:10:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst i heard which isnt that bad just a little cheesy was off my fiance!!!(i said yes even after this)
You take an ice cube warm it in your hand slightly then next to the person you wish to talk to you smash the ice cube on the table/bar which ever is closest. The you say "now i've broke the ice lets talk"
it worked for my fella
xxx
2007-10-27 09:16:35 · answer #2 · answered by freckles 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have any chat up lines I just stand at the bar and lick my eyebrows.
2007-10-27 09:05:34 · answer #3 · answered by Joel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont have or need one personally.. When i was younger though i did talk some cheesy ones..Cant remember exactly though..lol
2007-10-27 09:22:56 · answer #4 · answered by skaska 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i said u have a beautiful body would u hold it against me
2007-10-27 09:05:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your knickers must have a mirror in them...coz i can see myself in them!
i was NOT impressed lol
2007-10-27 09:08:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The elephant did it......did what..............well it broke the ice.
Best put down for you girls to say -
I've already got one a*sehole in my pants why would I want another one
2007-10-27 09:20:48 · answer #7 · answered by Simon S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
someone goes to me once, 'i have a banana in my pocket, wanna eat it?'
my response was, 'my mum told me never to put small things in my mouth.'
that soon shut him up!
2007-10-27 09:34:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur father must have been a thief cos he stole the stars and put them in your eyes...yuk!
2007-10-27 09:06:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋